If you're anything like us at DAIMANI, you're having trouble filling your weekends without any sport to watch. Luckily for us, the rugby commentator Nick Heath has managed to find a way fill this void by applying his skills to every day life with hilarious results.
Here are a few that have brighten up our moods in the last couple of days:
Although Two Lonely Blokes in the Park is a far cry from any of the football matches we offer on DAIMANI, it did unfortunately remind us of all the times our football teams have been called 'utterly useless':
Football. Live. Well, a football.#TootingCommon #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/Nvs92Etkz0
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 17, 2020
If you're missing motorsports then International 4x4 Pushchair Formation Final is ideal, invoking some Swedish-British rivalry:
International 4x4 Pushchair Formation Final. Live. #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/BGGh01m1k1
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 17, 2020
In case you didn't make it to Cheltenham, this Dogging flat race can keep you entertained for a full 30 seconds:
Dogging.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/BuRkVWAGjX
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 21, 2020
In lieu of this year's Chelsea Flower Show, we present the Honey Marathon:
Honey Marathon#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/X09FgAHfli
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 26, 2020
If you have time (not sure who doesn't these days), Nick's original #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary started by combining live commentary with real life events:
I always liked the idea of 'Inside The Commentary Box' where there's an accidental symmetry between what's happening inside to what's happening outside.#LifeCommentary pic.twitter.com/ezGYjYnNPU
— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 19, 2020
And finally, for Spanish speakers or anyone who finds Argentine football commentary amusing, how to properly wash your hands from the 'commentator of things':